2026-09-28 21:24 UTC
I call it my Regret Machine because for a penny it gives usually 5, sometimes 4 or very occasionally 6 jellybeans and you stick them all in your mouth at once and get a flavour that you will never, ever, EVER taste again
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-09-28 21:27
To try all the possible combinations of 5 beans would cost nearly three million dollars and would also probably kill you Except not, because you're not working through a list here, it's pure random, you'll get a combination you've already had before you've got them all Also the 4-bean and 6-bean combos, the numbers are silly, you just Won't ever taste the same taste again, and one day I did the wee pennyspin on my way to the kitchen and tasted the best fucking thing I've ever tasted and I didn't write down the combo