2026-09-24 02:30 UTC
In the future, refrigerators will have AI connected cameras in them you’ll have to pay subscriptions to refrigerate your food. Put a frozen pizza in your freezer without paying for the frozen pizza addon and your freezer will shut off.
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@zabadoh@ani.social 2026-09-24 03:33
Even worse: The frozen pizza addon is an inseparable part of a package of addons that you have to subscribe to refrigerate something you actually eat, like ice cream, even if you don’t buy frozen pizzas. The other items in the addon package are for frozen olives, cabbage, and nutmeg. No other addon package covers frozen pizza.