2026-09-02 06:08 UTC
@VE3RWJ@mastodon.radio
Dyson must've read @pluralistic@mamot.fr's Enshittification, scratched their heads for a while, and come up with a wheeze for regular income from the humble toothbrush
They've designed their new AI assisted toothbrush so you have to use their products with it. Regular ongoing rental fees to Dyson for as long as you use the toothbrush.
Why are folk so easily seduced by this nonsense?
#Enshittification
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@tdpsk@sueden.social 2026-09-02 10:06
@Cyclist@mastodon.scot @VE3RWJ@mastodon.radio @pluralistic@mamot.fr I’m sure somewhere in a secret laboratory deep inside a mountain the best scientist in the world are working on the last unsolved problem of dental hygiene products: how to lock down a toothbrush to only work with certified toothpaste.