I'm thinking about registering whinycunts.au or something like that. It'll just be a website with a list of all news articles featuring small business owners sooking endlessly about how the upcoming RBA card surcharge ban is going to send them bankrupt and it's the end of times. "OH NO I CAN'T MAKE CUSTOMERS PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF GIVING ME MONEY WAHHHH THIS IS SO UNFAIR". Fuck off.