So, I was out getting some soft drinks for tomorrow's game day and there were those two young dudes in front of me at the cash register line. One complained to the other that his gf was giving him grief over always making her cry "or something" and he took that as a prompt to tell her what he thought she did wrong in his mind (it was a long list). So when his friend asked, "yeah, but what did she specifically say she was unhappy about?", bro went "I dunno, wasn't listening, really." I surely hope someone is being single real soon. Like, damn girl, raise your standards.